Rachel’s Dad Has Major Beef with Ross | Friends · Friends
本集讲述罗斯与父亲之间的搞笑冲突，适合练习日常对话和幽默表达。
How's the library?
图书馆的情况怎么样？
Uh, museum.
呃，博物馆。
What happened to the library?
图书馆怎么了？
There never was a library.
这里从来就没有图书馆。
I mean, there are libraries.
我的意思是，有很多图书馆啊。
It's just that I, um, I've never worked at one.
只是我……嗯，我从来没有在这样的公司工作过。
You know what's really good here?
你知道这里真正棒的是什么吗？
The lobster.
龙虾。
What do you say?
你觉得怎么样？
Shall I just order three?
那我干脆点三份好了？
Yeah, if you're really hungry.
是的，如果你真的很饿的话。
It
它
was a joke.
只是个玩笑而已。
I made a joke.
我只是开了个玩笑而已。
Yeah, actually, Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster.
是的，实际上，罗斯爸爸对龙虾过敏。
What kind of person is allergic to lobster?
对龙虾过敏的人属于哪种类型的人呢？
I guess the kind of person that works in a library.
我想，这种人应该就是会在图书馆工作的人吧。
It's not a letter.
这不是一封信。
I know.
我知道。
It's a museum.
这是一家博物馆。
You're the only one around here who can make a joke?
你是这里唯一一个会讲笑话的人吗？
At least mine was funny.
至少我的那个故事挺有趣的。
Uh, later.
呃，稍后再说吧。
Um, I have a problem.
嗯，我遇到了一个问题。
I tip way too much.
我给的小费实在太多了。
Way way too much.
实在是太多了。
It's a sickness, really.
这其实是一种病。
Yeah, it is.
是的，确实如此。
It is.
确实如此。
We really, really do something.
我们真的、真的做出了些事情。
Excuse me.
打扰一下。
You think I'm cheap?
你觉得我很小气吗？
Oh, Daley, you know he didn't mean anything by that.
哦，戴利，你知道他这么说并没有什么恶意（或：他并不是真的那么想）。
He really didn't.
他真的没有那么做。
Nothing I do means anything, really.
其实，我做的任何事情都毫无意义。
LAUGHTER This is nice.
（笑声）这真是太好了。
I pay $200 for dinner.
我晚餐的消费费用是200美元。
You put down 20 and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot.
你只需支付 20 元，就能立刻显得像个了不起的大人物一样。
You really want to be Mr. Big Shot?
你真的想成为那个了不起的人物（也就是所谓的“大人物”）吗？
Oh, here.
哦，在这里。