Monica Gives the Worst Toast Ever | Friends · Friends
Monica在Friends中替Ross发表toast，内容出人意料，适合练习口语表达和幽默感。
Oh, by the way, would it be okay if I give the toast to mom and dad this year?
哦，顺便问一下，今年由我来为爸爸妈妈干杯，这样可以吗？
Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened after 20?
呃，是的……在发生了那些事情之后，你真的还确定要继续这样做吗？
Yeah, I'd really like to.
是的，我真的很想这么做。
OK, hopefully this time mom will boo you.
好吧，希望这次妈妈会嘘你。
Yes, every year Ross makes a toast, and it's always really moving and always makes them cry.
是的，每年罗斯都会发表致辞（或举杯祝酒），那些致辞总是非常感人，每次都能让他们落泪。
Well, this year, I'm going to make them cry.
嗯，今年我一定要让他们哭出来。
And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?
你可能会好奇，为什么罗斯是他们最喜欢的人呢？
No, really, anytime Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and hugs him and pats him on the back,
不，说真的，每次罗斯举杯祝酒时，所有人都会哭泣，然后拥抱他、拍拍他的背。
and they all come up to me and say, God, you are brother.
他们全都走到我面前，对我说：“天啊，你真是个好兄弟。
You know what they're going to say this year?
你知道他们今年会说什么吗？
God, you.
天啊，你真是……
OK, it's time for the toast.
好了，现在该举杯祝酒了。
I know that normally Ross gives the toast, but this year, I'm going to do it.
我知道通常都是由罗斯来致祝酒词，但今年，这个任务就由我来承担吧。
It's going to be great, really.
真的，一切都会很棒的。
Mom, dad, when I got married, one
妈妈、爸爸，当我结婚的时候……
of the things that made me sure that I could do it was the amazing example of the two of you set for me.
让我确信自己能够完成这件事的原因之一，就是你们俩为我树立的绝佳榜样。
For that and for so many other things, I want to say thank you.
因为这一点，以及许多其他的原因，我想对大家说：“谢谢。
I know I probably don't say it enough, but I
我知道，我可能说得还不够多……但我真的非常感激你。
love you.
爱你。
When I look around this room, I'm saddened by the thought of those who could not be with us.
当我环顾这个房间时，那些无法与我们在一起的人让我感到难过。
Nana, my beloved grandmother, who would so want to be here.
奶奶，我亲爱的祖母啊，她一定非常希望此刻能在这里陪伴我们。
But she can't, because she's dead.
但她做不到，因为她已经死了。
Here's our dog, Chi Chi.
这是我们的狗，奇奇。
How
如何；怎样
cute she is was.
她真的很可爱。
Do any favorite passes to my parents?
有没有什么特别喜欢的传球动作，可以展示给我父母看呢？
Remember, she's dead.
记住，她已经死了。
OK, her and Nana gone.
好吧，她和奶奶都走了。
Does
Does” 是一个动词，用于构成疑问句或否定句。它后面通常需要跟动词的原形（第三人称单数形式）。例如： - “Does he like coffee?”（他喜欢咖啡吗？） - “Does she know the answer?”（她知道答案吗？）
anybody remember when Deborah Winger had to say goodbye to her children in terms of endearment?
有人还记得黛博拉·温格（Deborah Winger）当时是如何用充满爱意的话语与自己的孩子们道别的吗？
You didn't do that?
那不是你做的吗？
No, movie fans.
不，电影迷们。
You want to hear something sad?
你想听一些悲伤的故事吗？
The other day I was watching 60 Minutes, and there was this piece on these orphans in Romania
前几天我在看《60分钟》（60 Minutes）这个电视节目，其中有一篇报道讲述了罗马尼亚那些孤儿的情况。
who have been so neglected that they're incapable of love.
这些人被长期忽视，以至于已经失去了爱的能力。
You people are made of stone.
你们这些人真是铁石心肠、冷酷无情啊。
Here's to mom and dad.
为爸爸妈妈干杯！
Whatever.
随便吧。
Thank you, Monica.
谢谢你，莫妮卡。
That was interesting.
那真的很有趣。