10 Hilarious Cold Opens from ‘Friends’ · Friends
精选《老友记》每季的搞笑开场片段，适合练习英语幽默表达和日常对话。
Tell her the rush she wants you.
告诉她，她其实并不真的需要你这么急着去做某件事（或者说，她其实并不真的希望你立刻行动）。
She barely knows me.
她几乎不认识我。
We just live in the same building.
我们只是住在同一栋楼里而已。
Any contact?
有任何联系吗？
She let me in egg once.
有一次，她让我进了她的“蛋屋”（也就是她的私人空间）。
You're in!
你被录用了！
Aw, right.
哦，明白了。
Hey, Ross.
嘿，罗斯。
Hey!
嘿！
Come on,
拜托了……
Ross.
罗斯。
You gotta get back in the game here, okay?
你得重新参与到这个“游戏中”来，好吗？
The Rachel thing's not happening.
关于瑞秋的那件事，根本不会发生。
Your ex -wife's a lesbian.
你的前妻是女同性恋者。
I don't think we need a third.
我认为我们不需要第三个（东西）。
Excuse me.
打扰一下。
Can we get an egg over here still in the shop?
我们还能在店里买到鸡蛋吗？
Thanks.
谢谢。
An egg?
一个鸡蛋？
Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, here's your egg back.
是的，你得走到她跟前，然后说：“这是你的鸡蛋，还给你。
I'm returning your egg.
我把你的鸡蛋还给你。
I think it's winning.
我认为它正在获胜。
Come on, I think it's insane.
得了吧，我觉得这简直太荒谬了。
She'll love it.
她一定会喜欢它的。
Thank you.
谢谢。
Thank you.
谢谢。
Here.
给你。
Go with the egg, my friend.
朋友，还是选鸡蛋吧。
You think it'll work?
你认为这会奏效吗？
No way, it's suicide.
不可能，这一定是自杀。
The man's got an egg.
这个男人有个睾丸（即生殖器官）。
Mom, would you relax?
妈妈，你能放松一点吗？
That was ten blocks from here.
那个地方离这里有十个街区远。
And the woman was walking alone at night.
那个女人晚上独自走在路上。
I would never do that.
我绝对不会那么做。
Mom, come on, stop worrying.
妈妈，别担心了，快点停下来吧。
This is a safe street.
这条街道很安全。
This is a safe building.
这是一栋安全的建筑。
There's nothing...
什么都没有……
Oh,
哦，