Emma Watson Once Mistook Jimmy Fallon for Jimmy Kimmel · The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
艾玛·沃森在节目中回忆误将吉米·法隆当作吉米·金梅尔的趣事，适合练习口语和听力。
-Thank you so much for coming back to our show.
非常感谢您再次回到我们的节目中来。
Is it -- Is it all flushing back to you?
所有这些信息都重新浮现在你的脑海中了么？
-The trauma.
——这种创伤。
The post-traumatic stress of my last performance on the "Jimmy Fallon Show."
上次在《吉米·法伦秀》中的表演给我留下了严重的创伤后应激反应（PTSD）。
[ Laughs ] -Last time you were on this show, and this is late night, we just had met.
（笑）上次你参加这个节目时，已经是深夜了，那时我们才刚刚认识彼此。
We'd never met each other.
我们之前从未见过面。
-We'd never met before.
我们之前从未见过面。
-And you couldn't be nicer and sweeter and, gosh, I'm a fan of yours.
你真是太友善、太体贴了……天哪，我真是你的粉丝！
-[ Laughs ] -And you came out, and you sat just the way you're sitting, very nice.
-[ 笑声 ] -然后你走了出来，就坐到了你现在这个位置上，坐得非常端正、很有礼貌。
-Just here, in this seat.
就在这里，这个座位上。
-And we were talking, and I just gave you a compliment, and then you said, "Before you continue..."
我们正在聊天，我刚刚夸了你一句，然后你就说：“在你继续说之前……
-"Before you even start the interview..."
在你开始面试之前……
-Yeah.
-是的。
-I just dove straight in with "I love that Halloween candy thing that you do."
我直接就说了：‘我很喜欢你们在万圣节时做的那些糖果相关的事情。’
-And I said...
然后我说……
-And there was just silence.
——然后只有沉默。
[ Laughter ] -I said, "The Halloween candy thing, is that right?"
（笑声）“关于万圣节糖果的事情，就是那个吧？
-You're like, "The candy corn thing?"
你是说那个‘糖果玉米’（即一种用于装饰的彩色玉米粒）的事情吗？
-Yeah, I thought -- -No.
是的，我本来以为……” “不。
-You go, "When you get kids, you trick them."
当你有了孩子之后，你就会用各种方法来‘哄骗’他们。
And I go, "That's Jimmy Kimmel."
然后我就说：“那是吉米·坎摩尔。
[ Laughter ] [ Fog horn blows ] It was the first time we met!
（笑声）（雾笛声响起）那是我们第一次见面！
-And I died inside.
——而我，在内心深处已经“死去”了。
-You died.
你死了。
You turned bright red.
你的脸一下子变得通红。
-I died inside.
——我在内心深处“死去”了。
-[ Laughs ] -I don't mind.
-[ 笑声 ] - 我不介意。
I get that all the time.
我经常收到这样的反馈。
I get Jimmy Kimmel all the -- but then...
我确实非常喜欢吉米·坎摩尔（Jimmy Kimmel）的节目……但话说回来……
-But you were so sweet, 'cause you let me -- you were like...
但你真的太好了，因为你允许我……
You could tell that I was dying inside, and you were like, "It's okay, honey.
你能看出我内心其实非常痛苦，而你却对我说：“没关系，亲爱的。
If you want to go out and start again, we can do it again."
如果你想重新开始，我们可以再试一次。
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, so I had leave and re-enter, and then when you came and sat down,
（笑声）——是的，我当时需要先离开再重新进入会场；然后当你过来坐下时……
I said, "So, are you a big fan of late night TV?"
我说：“那么，你是深夜电视节目的忠实粉丝吗？
[ Laughter ] You know what?
（笑声）你知道吗？
I just love it.
我就是喜欢它。
That was the first -- We don't ever want to embarrass our guests, so, please, thank you for coming back and I appreciate that.
这是第一次……我们绝对不想让客人感到尴尬，所以，请大家再次感谢你们的光临，我非常感激你们的理解与配合。
-You were so sweet.
你真是太贴心了。
But then I feel like this show
但随后我又觉得这部剧……
had a great vibe, 'cause everyone was
氛围非常棒，因为每个人都很开心、很投入。