10 Times Celebrities Turned Interviews into Comedy Shows · CubeHub01
视频展示明星在采访中意外发挥幽默天赋的精彩瞬间，适合练习听力和幽默表达。
Sometimes interviews go way off script, with celebrities turning them into full -on comedy specials.
有时候，采访的进行完全出乎意料；那些名人会把采访现场变成一场真正的喜剧表演。
Ice Spice walked into Big Boy's neighborhood without realizing the young's game was still very much active.
Ice Spice走进了Big Boy所在的社区，却完全没有意识到那个年轻人仍在继续实施他的计划（或者说：那个年轻人仍在继续从事他那些非法或危险的活动）。
At the Super Bowl, did y 'all experience like any kind of madder daddy or anything like that?
在超级碗比赛期间，你们有没有遇到那些因为比赛结果而情绪失控的家长（或者类似的情况）？
What does that mean?
那是什么意思？
Like, it's not a football thing, but just like a madder daddy.
这其实和足球没什么关系，只是个更加愤怒的父亲罢了。
What's a madder daddy?
还有比这更生气的爸爸吗？
Nothing.
没什么。
What's the matter with you?
你怎么了？
Man had that line locked and loaded since Dial Up Internet.
自从人们开始使用拨号上网服务以来，这句话就已经被人们牢牢记住了（也就是说，这句话早已成为了人们常用的表达方式）。
What was supposed to be Ariana Grande doing the interviewer's makeup turned extremely awkward when he thought she was about to kiss him.
原本应该由爱莉安娜·格兰德（Ariana Grande）为采访者化妆的环节，却变得极其尴尬——因为采访者以为她要亲自己。
I'm serious.
我是认真的。
I'm sure this moment's still haunts him at night.
我敢肯定，这个时刻至今仍会在夜晚萦绕在他的心头。
Stevie Wonder lost his sight at six weeks old.
史蒂维·旺达在出生六周后失去了视力。
So when Dr. Dre told a story about him, Kevin Hart completely short -circuited.
当德瑞博士（Dr. Dre）讲述关于他的故事时，凯文·哈特（Kevin Hart）完全失控了（情绪激动到无法正常反应）。
Stevie wonder caused you, like, super early in the morning, like, six, seven in the morning to some shit.
史蒂夫·旺德（Stevie Wonder）居然在清晨六七点钟就让你开始做某些莫名其妙的事情……
Like, this because you can't see the charm.
就是这个，因为你看不到它所蕴含的“魅力”（或：它的独特之处）。
Like, it was like, just good.
就是，感觉非常棒。
Because the difference, like, five a .m.
因为时间上的差异只有大约五分钟而已。
or five p .m.
或者下午五点左右。
is Stevie.
他是史蒂维。
Sorry.
对不起。
Sorry.
对不起。
So this shit happened.
所以，这破事终于发生了。
You can tell Kevin wrote enough jokes for a Netflix special as Dr. Dre told the story.
从凯文讲述这个故事的方式来看，可以明显看出他确实创作了足够多的笑话，足以用来制作一部Netflix原创喜剧节目；就像德瑞博士（Dr. Dre）在节目中的表现一样。
When the college admissions scandal broke, where rich parents basically bribed their kids into top schools,
当那起大学招生丑闻曝光时，那些富有的家长实际上是通过贿赂手段让自己的孩子进入顶尖学府的……
Bill Burr had a few things to say to Conan who's a proud Harvard alum.
比尔·伯尔（Bill Burr）对康纳（Conan）有一番话要说；康纳可是哈佛大学的骄傲校友。
The funny thing about that scandal is that they got their dumb kids in there,
那个丑闻的有趣之处在于，他们居然让自己的那些愚蠢的孩子也卷了进去。
but then they were able to handle the curriculum with no problem.
不过后来他们能够毫无问题地完成课程学习任务。
Like, not if I'm flunked out.
比如说，如果我考试不及格的话，就绝对不会去（参加那个活动）。
So I guess evidently the real difficulty is getting in.
所以，我认为真正的难点在于如何进入（某个地方或系统）。
Getting into the top.
努力跻身顶尖行列。
Once you're in, you're fine.
一旦你进去了，就不会有问题了。
Yeah.
是的。
So you went to Harvard, right?
那么你上过哈佛大学，对吧？
Kevin Hart pulled up to Kai Sinat's stream and immediately had to lay down the law.
凯文·哈特（Kevin Hart）来到了凯·西纳特（Kai Sinat）的直播现场，立刻就开始“发号施令”、指手画脚了。
Here's the problem.
问题就在这里。
Okay, was the way that you're running this?
好吧，这就是你执行这个任务的方式吗？
I can already tell this shit.
我早就知道这种事情会发生……
Okay.
好的。
People do what they want around here.
在这里，人们想做什么就做什么。