The Ones with Joey’s Dating Advice | Friends · Friends
《老友记》中Joey的约会建议幽默又实用，适合练习日常对话和情景表达。
What do you want my advice yes, please you're not gonna like it.
你想要我的建议吗？好吧，不过你可能不会喜欢这个建议的……
That's okay
没关系。
You got married too fast
你们结婚得太快了。
That's not advice.
那根本算不上什么建议。
I told you
我早就告诉过你了。
So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out Just so frustrating.
今天我和乔舒亚在一起待了一个小时，但他竟然没有邀请我出去约会……真是太让人沮丧了。
Why don't you ask him out?
你为什么不约他出去呢？
Oh, yeah, totally.
哦，对，完全同意。
That's such a turn -on
这真是太吸引人了（或者说：这真的让人感到非常兴奋/刺激）。
Doesn't seem desperate who'd adds to turn on
那些主动提出帮忙开灯的人，似乎并不那么绝望（或：他们并没有表现出极度的绝望情绪）。
He just got a divorce, right?
他刚离婚，对吧？
So he's probably really nervous around women, you know Maybe you just need to make the first move.
所以他可能在女性面前非常紧张，你知道的……也许你应该主动迈出第一步。
I've never asked a guy out before you never asked a guy out No, have you thousands of times
我以前从来没约过男生出去；你也没约过男生出去……不，其实你早就试过很多次了（至少几千次了吧）。
That doesn't make me sound too good doesn't I?
这么说的话，我听起来似乎不太好，对吧？
Don't even know how I would go about it.
我甚至都不知道该从哪里开始着手这件事。
Oh, what I do is I look a woman up and down and I say hey
哦，我的做法就是上下打量一个女人，然后说：“嘿。
How you doing
最近怎么样？
Oh, please Hey, how you doing?
哦，你好啊！最近过得怎么样？
I'm gonna do that.
我就那么做吧。
I'm gonna call him up.
我打算给他打个电话。
I'm gonna ask you I can do that ask him out.
我想问你，我能不能约他出去？
How you doing?
最近怎么样？
Hi
嗨！
Joshua, it's Rachel Green from Bloomingdale's Yeah, I was just wondering if you um
约书亚，我是来自布鲁明戴尔百货公司的瑞秋·格林。嗯，我只是想问问你……
if you
如果你
Left your wallet at the store today.
今天你把钱包忘在商店里了。
Well,
嗯，
we found a wallet and we The license well, that is a good idea Well,
我们发现了一个钱包，而且那个许可证……嗯，这确实是个不错的主意。
let's see you this this license belongs to a belongs to a mister
让我们看看这个许可证……这个许可证属于一位先生。
Feeps and
Feeps 和……
yeah, so okay, so sorry to bother you at home.
是的，很抱歉打扰您在家中的休息时间。
I'll see you tomorrow.
明天见。
Bye
再见
You've done that a thousand times I've never done that
你已经做过那件事上千次了，而我从来都没做过。
Oh, I just got so nervous that he was gonna say no, but you got to give him something he can't say no to like
哦，我当时真的非常紧张，担心他会拒绝我……不过你得给他一些他无法拒绝的东西才行。
Nick's tickets invite the guy to a Nick's game you guaranteed he'll say yes really you think that'll work Absolutely,
尼克的门票邀请那个人去观看尼克的比赛；你肯定知道他会答应的。真的，你觉得这办法可行吗？绝对可行！
and if it doesn't can I get the extra ticket?
如果不行，我可以再买一张票吗？
Okay for next time what do you
好吧，下次该怎么做呢？
say I have an extra ticket an
假设我有一张多余的门票……
extra ticket now two tickets I have an extra ticket So the first time you asked a guy out he turns you down
现在我有两张票了，其中一张是多余的。第一次你约一个男生出去时，他被你拒绝了。