Knicks Fans Brand Elmo a Traitor & Trump Storms Out of "Meet the Press" Interview | The Daily Show · The Daily Show
Jon Stewart讽刺Elmo在NBA总决赛中保持中立引发纽约市民不满，同时评论特朗普在采访中的行为。适合练习讽刺幽默与社会评论表达。
Welcome to The Daily Show.
欢迎来到《每日秀》。
My name is Jon Stewart.
我的名字是乔恩·斯图尔特。
We got a phenomenal show for you tonight.
今晚我们为大家准备了一场精彩绝伦的演出。
Later on, I'm going to be joined by the legendary Jane Fonda.
稍后，传奇女演员简·方达也将加入我们的行列。
She's here.
她在这里。
She's going to be promoting her upcoming UFC fight at the White House on some guy's birthday.
她将在白宫的某个生日派对上，为自己的即将到来的UFC比赛进行宣传推广。
But first, tonight is Game 3, baby!
不过首先，今晚是第三场比赛啦！
New York Knicks!
纽约尼克斯队！
Go, New York, go!
加油，纽约！
The excitement in New York is palpable.
纽约的兴奋氛围显而易见。
The New York Knicks are now two wins away from doing something they have not done since Richard Nixon was in office.
纽约尼克斯队现在只需再赢两场比赛，就能实现一项自理查德·尼克松执政时期以来就从未实现过的成就。
Was that necessary, the Nixon reference?
有必要提到尼克松吗？
Oh, the last time the Knicks won, the flu was treated with leeches.
哦，上一次尼克斯队获胜的时候，人们还用水蛭来治疗流感呢。
No.
不。
I know it's been a long time.
我知道已经过去很长时间了。
Look at me.
看看我。
But we're all excited here.
不过我们在这里都感到非常兴奋。
Everyone in New York is rooting for the Knicks-- well, almost everyone.
纽约的每个人都在支持尼克斯队——好吧，几乎每个人都是。
REPORTER: Abuse that's piling up online for Elmo.
记者：网络上针对埃尔莫（Elmo）的辱骂言论越来越多。
After he tried to be neutral about the NBA Finals, the Sesame Street star posted, "Elmo hopes both teams have fun!"
在试图对NBA总决赛保持中立态度之后，这位《芝麻街》的明星发文写道：“埃尔莫希望两支队伍都能玩得开心！
Are you kidding me, Elmo?
你是在开玩笑吧，埃尔莫？
Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letter B for you're a bitch.
今天的《芝麻街》节目是由字母“B”带来的……因为你们这些家伙简直就是一群混蛋（bitch的另一种含义）。
Surely, Elmo's fellow New Yorkers responded to his wavering with our trademark grace and understanding.
当然，埃尔莫的那些纽约同胞们以我们特有的优雅与理解力，回应了他的犹豫与不安。
REPORTER: New Yorkers didn't like that.
记者：纽约市民对此并不满意。
They unleashed some fury on him, blasting Elmo as a traitor, telling him to pick a side.
他们对他发起了猛烈的攻击，指责埃尔莫是个叛徒，并要求他必须选边站队。
The city's Transportation Department even threatened, "Don't make us take this down, bro."
该市的交通部门甚至威胁道：“兄弟，别逼我们不得不拆除这些东西啊。
Happy, Elmo?
开心吗，埃尔莫？
You're going to make the New York Department of Transportation leap into action and take that sign down 10 to 12 years from now.
十年到十二年后，你的努力一定会促使纽约交通部门采取行动，把那个广告牌拆除。
But to get his side of the story, well, let's welcome the Muppet at the center of all this,
但为了听听他的说法，那么，让我们来欢迎这位处于这一切事件中心的“木偶”吧。
Elmo, everybody, Elmo.
埃尔莫，大家好，我是埃尔莫。
Yay!
耶！
Yay!
耶！
Hi, everyone.
大家好！
Hi, Jon.
嗨，乔恩。
Are you still mad at Elmo?
你还在生埃尔莫的气吗？
Elmo, you-- you're a New Yorker.
埃尔莫，你……你可是纽约人啊。
I'm just-- I'm a little surprised you're not all in on the Knicks.
我只是有点惊讶：你们居然没有所有人都支持尼克斯队。
Elmo can't help it.
埃尔莫就是控制不住自己。
Elmo loves the Knicks.
埃尔莫非常喜欢尼克斯队。
And Elmo loves the Spurs.
埃尔莫非常喜欢马刺队。