Bad Couples - SNL · Saturday Night Live
SNL节目以幽默方式采访纽约街头的情侣，讲述他们相遇的浪漫故事。适合练习日常对话和情景交流。
Good morning, Big Apple.
早上好，大苹果（纽约的别称）。
You're watching New York Morning News.
您正在收看《纽约晨报》（New York Morning News）。
I'm your host, Hannah Jennings.
我是你们的主持人，汉娜·詹宁斯。
And I'm Keith Michaels.
我是基思·迈克尔斯（Keith Michaels）。
Our top story today, it is almost Valentine's Day.
我们今天的头条新闻是：情人节快到了。
And to get everyone in the mood, we're gonna kick things off by checking in with our romance reporter,
为了让大家进入状态，我们首先会来了解一下我们的爱情故事报道员的最新情况。
Danny Love.
丹尼·洛夫（Danny Love）。
Take it away, Danny.
把它拿走，丹尼。
When Harry Met Sally made in Manhattan, the Godfather.
当《哈利遇见莎莉》和《教父》在曼哈顿拍摄的时候……
So many iconic rom -coms were set here in New York City,
许多经典的浪漫喜剧都以纽约市为背景。
and today I'm gonna hear real New York couples meet cute stories to see if they're as good as the movie.
今天，我将聆听来自纽约的真实情侣们分享的浪漫故事，看看这些故事是否和电影里描述的一样精彩动人。
So let's meet some lovebirds.
那么，让我们来认识一些恩爱相处的情侣吧。
Okay, oh, hello, are you guys together?
好的，哦，你好，你们俩是一起的吗？
Oh, us?
哦，我们？
Yeah, two years.
是的，两年了。
Oh, great.
哦，太好了。
Well, I'm with Good Morning, New York, and I'm wondering, how did you two meet?
嗯，我现在正在《Good Morning, New York》这个节目中。我想知道，你们两个是怎么认识的？
What was your meet cute story?
你的“初次见面时的浪漫故事”是怎样的呢？
Oh, like, the for real story?
哦，你是说那个真正发生的故事吗？
Yeah, yeah, spilled the tea.
是啊，我把秘密说出来了（也就是把不该公开的事情告诉了别人）。
Okay, we were both with other people, and we were cheating on them with each other.
好吧，我们当时都和别人在一起，但我们却互相背叛了对方（即同时和对方以及各自的伴侣发生了关系）。
Oh, and then I got pregnant.
哦，然后我就怀孕了。
Yeah, and I am rich, so now this is our family.
是的，而且我很富有，所以现在这就是我们的家庭了。
Okay, wow, good for you.
太棒了，真为你感到高兴！
Thank you so much.
非常感谢您。
Moving on, hello there.
接下来，大家好！
Hi, are you two a couple?
嗨，你们俩是情侣吗？
Oh, yeah, that's right.
哦，对，没错。
Well, tell me, how was your romance first started?
那么，告诉我，你们的恋情最初是怎么开始的？
Was it neighbors, Cupid, Tinder?
是邻居们、丘比特，还是 Tinder 带来的缘分呢？
He was my professor, and my dad had just died.
他是我的教授，而我的父亲刚刚去世。
Wow, okay, that is beautiful.
哇，真的太美了。
Hello, you're too high.
你好，你现在的状态有点“过于兴奋”（或“过于激动”）了……
You guys look like you like each other.
你们看起来彼此很喜欢啊。
Like, I would literally perish without him.
真的，没有他，我简直活不下去。
Nobody makes me laugh like her.
没有人能像她那样让我发笑。
He's the best part of my day.
他是我一天中最快乐的时刻。
Oh, wow, great, that is cute as hell.
哦，哇，太棒了！简直可爱极了！
So how did you two start dating?
那么，你们俩是怎么开始约会的呢？
Oh, we're not dating.
哦，我们并没有在谈恋爱。